A Conversation

So what have you been doing with your reading week Mister? Umm... Yes, that's exactly what I thought. Lazy university students begging for a reading week after only five weeks of learning in which you only have eight contact hours! Yes well there's a lot to read. Pah! Nonsense, no one actually reads in their…Read more A Conversation

Why You Really Should NOT KIDNAP Me

I have no idea why this topic came into my head but I thought it would make a funny post. Perhaps it has something to do with binge watching the TV show Elementary. It is the American take on a modern day Sherlock Holmes for those of you don't know. I have of course already…Read more Why You Really Should NOT KIDNAP Me

Black Friday Tuition Fees Offer

Dear University, I am contacting you with regards to a matter of utmost importance, significance and urgency. It is a question which has largely been forgotten today, drowned by the hordes of masses who have swarmed in the early hours of the morning to the hub of electrical devices and discounts. So, the question is:…Read more Black Friday Tuition Fees Offer

I Was Going To…

I was going to write about how I sped leisurely to university on my lovely new bike looking all brand spanking new and well, unused to be honest. I was going to write about how I got there in record time, beating the buses and even the prediction on Google Maps which said I will…Read more I Was Going To…

Eighth time lucky?

So after the end of exams, you would expect the typical 'oh I have been catching up on my sleep' comments. Well, I haven't been able to do that because of a pesky little golden tanned problem. My little brother. Every morning, he wakes up for school and makes such a racket that my sleep…Read more Eighth time lucky?

The Ants Are On The Retreat! I Hope..

Remember how those ants in my kitchen were making me angry? If not then go back and read about it. Well, they are on the retreat! The fight is being taken to them through the use of a marvellous tool. Yes, that is actually chalk on my kitchen floor but it is a special, magical…Read more The Ants Are On The Retreat! I Hope..

Ants Have Made Me Angry!

I love animals which is why the movie We Bought A Zoo was really awesome for me but what I have grown to dislike and may I also add hate, is the common ant. Wonderful creatures. They possess such remarkable intelligence and you sometimes wonder where could their brains possible be? Humans can learn from…Read more Ants Have Made Me Angry!

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school, summer

The Catastrophe And Chaos Of Chargers

I hate chargers. They are always breaking, or making phones and tablets break. When I got a new (brother's hand me down) phone, I told myself that I will take great care of the charger so that I will not have to shell out ten pounds in two weeks for a new one. I managed…Read more The Catastrophe And Chaos Of Chargers